Tassel Cock

The penis of a very large man. Sometimes it is hard to identify because the rolls of fat usually hide the micro penis.

Hey look at that tassel cock, i cant even see it under those rolls of fat.

by chris76432 May 22, 2009

Tassilo

In every language but French it meant small cock

I got a Tassilo so make me Hard baby

by Sexiboihavigbang December 13, 2018

Tassholes

Noun - In snowboarding or skiing, the large, tightly packed groups of first timers found mostly comprised of little children and their parents. Often not quite sure of what they're doing, going slow, and/or swerving from side to side in wide turns. So named thanks to the brightly colored tassels found on the backs of the children in these groups.

Snowboarder 1- Dude you almost hit those kids!
Snowboarder 2 - Dont worry they're just a bunch of tassholes.

by SlopeDoctor May 18, 2009

Tassara

An asswholeish person who is typicaly named andress this doesnt suit the deffinition of andres but who cares if they are mixed the SUCK BALLS.

Girl 1: uggg that guy is such a jerk

Girl2 : he must be an andres Tassara

by jajajj123 May 17, 2011

tasslie

felling the urge to wear boobie tassels

I'm feeling very tasslie today!

by whiteboyjap July 29, 2011

tasslebob

the act of moving a tassle attached to the penis without moving any other part of the body by a male stripper

"Karen, did you see that stripper tasslebob?"

by pl00r December 17, 2012

tassdale

a place where below intelligence individuals reside.

Q. Why are you so stupid?
A. I grew up in Tassdale.

Q. So why is your depression my fault?
A. You caused it.
Q. Go back to Archdale.
A. I love Tassdale.

by tassdalemania November 10, 2013