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When you enjoy discussing tennis so much that a conversation about forehands, hardcourts, balls, and raquet head sweetspots makes you wanna fuck a tennis player preferably with red hair.
After the match, our tennis porn talk had us so excited, we threw down at his place in the Desert.
by Preeti Cohen April 2, 2017
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Taneisha

Taneisha is a loving, beautiful, understanding person, she has GOOD PUSSY & A HEART OF GOLD, she a go getter, she gets her bag, but don’t play with her she not one of them , don’t get on her bad side cause she will fuck you up.
Taneisha is so cool, I fuck with her, I can trust her.
by Bcarter November 23, 2021
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Tanvish

This guy has no ambitions whatsoever except being Conaldo Rristiano (even though he sucks at it). Bro flexes everything he got and struggles in 7+8...He can be confused with someone 5 years younger because of his behavior and this dude is short as-
OMG!!!Why are you such a Tanvish....
by Kermit's dad April 24, 2023
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beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game
wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!
by judah maccabee August 13, 2008
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Taint Tanning

Taint Tanning - the act of going full ass up, crotch open during a tanning session in order to get color/tan on that elusive 1" patch of real estate, and eliminate "butt smile lines". The exact opposite of anal bleaching. Butthole shade matching the surrounding skin tone.

Taint - The perineum is the space between the anus and scrotum in the male and between the anus and the vulva in the female. The perineum is the region of the body between the pubic symphysis (pubic arch) and the coccyx (tail bone), including the perineal body and surrounding structures.

Tanning - is the process whereby skin color is darkened or tanned. It is most often a result of exposure to ultraviolet (UV) radiation from sunlight or from artificial sources, such as a tanning lamp found in indoor tanning beds. People who deliberately tan their skin by exposure to the sun engage in a passive recreational activity of sun bathing. Some people use chemical products which can produce a tanning effect without exposure to ultraviolet radiation, known as sunless tanning.

Post THAT shit !!!!
Great day in the day in the back yard, even got some taint tanning in.

huh, WTF?
Dude got rays on the button knot. It's healthy n shit.

God damn dude, make sure you got Aloe suppositories, ..lol
by Mixsey December 5, 2019
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Wii Tennis

One of the faster ways to get a really sore arm, that doesn't include jacking off, and minimal effort. Also a source of rage when playing Elisa.
I played Wii Tennis and now my arm is so sore.
by 8tb39q4 g March 11, 2020
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Dirty Tanni

Fentanyl addicted female who engages in anal sex with multiple partners in succession without protection, the last of whom ends with multiple loads of random semen covering their penis.
You don't want to hook up with her, she'll give you the dirty tanni
by I_won_b1tch July 9, 2023
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