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Noob Tube

Any grenade launcher, be it an M203 or a GP-30, used on a video game. Specifically online on Call of Duty: Modern Warfare or Modern Warfare 2. It requires almost little or no skill to effectively get kills with it. Just aim in a general direction of wherever you think the enemy might be, and it'll get the job done without giving your enemy time to avoid it or retaliate.

Surprisingly, despite its name, it's not primarily used by noobs, or newcomers to the game. It's actually used more by assholes that are well into the game already but only use it to piss off their opposing team. And unfortunately, they usually do succeed in pissing off their enemy which could (and normally does) result in the enemy team changing their class to a noob tubing class while saying something like "Oh you wanna noob tube bitch? I can do it too", and that results in an entire game session being nothing but noob tubes and/or RPG's, depending on who's in the game.

Highly disliked by the majority of the gaming community. Avoid noob tubing at all costs to ensure that you don't start a tubing chain-reaction.
Teammate 1- DUDE!! This guy is using his fucking noob tube again!

Teammate 2- I swear to god. If i get tubed one more time i'm gonna bust a nut.

T1- Alright fuck this game....

T2- Come on. Don't rage quit.

T1- *disconnects*

T2- Son of a bitch *facepalm*
by StopTheTubing!!! May 4, 2010
mugGet the Noob Tubemug.

groove tube

Also called a spoof, sploof, a tube (usually empty paper towel or toilet paper roll) filled with dryer sheets to cover the smell of cannabis.
Dude, use the groove tube or our R.A. is totally gonna bust us, man!
by Monte M November 17, 2006
mugGet the groove tubemug.

Tube Socks

A type of knee-high sports sock; usually white with two stripes at the top, which can be in one of various different colours. Generally worn by both guys and girls. Gives off a very retro '70s-'80s look.
Nothing brings out a good pair of legs like a pair of tube socks
by shebang777 May 8, 2009
mugGet the Tube Socksmug.

Noob Tubed

Particularly used in the Video Game 'Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2'. Where a player uses the Grenade Launcher attachment for their weapon to kill just 1 enemy player, rather than a group of enemies.
Player 1: I just got noob tubed!
Player 2: I hate people who noob tube...
by SquashedBanana October 26, 2010
mugGet the Noob Tubedmug.

Tube Crush

A hot person you see on the London Underground network, sneakily photograph and upload to tubecrush.net
Did you see that guy? He's definitely my tube crush.
by Koffers April 2, 2011
mugGet the Tube Crushmug.

noob tube

The M203 rifle mounted grenade launcher used by newcomers to the videogame Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare, specifically its online multiplayer. while requiring no skill or effort, this weapon also barely hurts the user while completely obliterating any who get in its path. This is seen as a cheap weapon only acceptable for use by the worst of players at this particular game.
"Wow he is like a level fifty five and he still uses that cheap-ass noob tube!"
mugGet the noob tubemug.

Tube snack

Any type of snack that is contained in a tube, making them easy to store and transport.
Pringles. Or equivalent. If you travel, finding your favourite munchies can be tough. Regular bags of chips don't travel well. Tube snacks solve this problem.

Hey babe, grabs some tube snacks for the trip.
by White Castle lover February 11, 2014
mugGet the Tube snackmug.

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