Built like a tuba

That you have large boobs

Wow, your built like a tuba!

by ShiestyGang July 31, 2022

hot tuba

during an intimate act of manual pleasure on the anatomical vertical male part the performer is also engaging in oral sex in or around the anal area...prior to climax the receiving party performs an act of flatulence.

"oh man, i accidentally gave a hot tuba to my date last night..she might not call"

by medwards7 August 24, 2011

fallopian tuba

Audible ovaries occurring when a person blows into a woman's vagina too hard.

Duane hooked up with Tina last night and I could hear her fallopian tuba from three floors away.

by Hlalakar May 26, 2020

Poopy Tuba

When you're eating a females ass out and she accidently takes a huge start on your face.

Guy 1: dude so I was eating this girls ass out last night even though she told me not too because she had to shit

Guy 2: oh god, did you get a poopy Tuba?

Guy 1: all over my face bro, I got bad pink eye

by _cordy September 1, 2016

Tuba Tryout

To unleash a shit storm of farts when taking a dump, where the farts are particularly deep in tone like a tuba. The farter would easily get a job playing tuba in the Metropolitan Orchestra after this awe-inspiring tryout.

Ex. 1:
Billy: Damn Benson, what did you eat? You are surely making the Metropolitan Orchestra after that tuba tryout!

Ex. 2:
Ritchie: Where's Mitch?
Wilfred: Tuba tryouts
Ritchie: I'll take a note (no pun intended) to not enter the bathroom where Mitch is...

by chr0meice91 April 21, 2022

Tuba

A fat person

“She is a tuba”
“he is so tuba”

by s0uthparkgirl December 6, 2023

French Tuba

A slang word for someone who gets their words mixed up such as the words French horn and Tuba because someone was talking about a French horn and another about a tuba.

There goes the French Tuba guy!

by Cutekittys May 5, 2023