In a godless and cruel world, the Church of Dog rises from the ashes and brings hope and prosperity to all of the land and its residents. Church of Dog is a "religion" that bests all others (take that Jesus!) because they worship the holiest of beings; DOGGOS!
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
The philosophy of the Church of Dog is “efo eta douuug” -- “Ine eta douuug”
All those who are not a member and a faithful believer in the Church of Dog and its holy leaders will perish in a land of eternal suffering with no good bois. Douuugs will rule these lands and trample any non-believers! PRAISE THE DOUUUGOS! WE DECLARE WAR ON ANY BEING THAT DISAGREES WITH OUR FAITHS AND WE WILL BITE YOUR ANKLES! (If you're allergic to doggos theres simply no explanation other than that you were a mistake).
by Church of Dog November 14, 2018
Get the Church of Dogmug. The WORST place to try and ease out a silient fart.It never works. The solid wood structure and conture of the pew acts like a piano sounding board,amplifying even the slightest whisper fart.
by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011
Get the church pewmug. Business chain started by George W. Church a former incubator salesman.
Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.
Church's Chicken offers quality fried chicken original and spicy as well as Honey-Butter Biscuits. Located on 2806 West Cermak Rd.
by Hotcakesss December 7, 2010
Get the Church's Chickenmug. Church geeks attend every Sunday spared extra time of reading & studies Bible. Majority are White people.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
Church geeks talks about how they help others. 95% excellent smooth talks rarely help anyone but themselves, asking you to join his or her Sunday.
Church geeks Runs out as fast as possible once the service or worship time is over rare occasions people interact with each others.
Church geeks secrets all guy hangout knows as Circle Jerk Bible studies. A young men no women, very closed group no one really talks about the lameness.
Church geeks Pray lots and lots some geeks thinks God will answer all is prayer.
Dear God help me and bring me the power of wealth, Lord please bring me a Luxury house bring me a hot wife. I.............. Amen
Church geeks hate to admit wrongful item.
Mistake lord pray and ask you to forgive me for bringing a selfish white men. ......... Amen.
by Real truthful Raymond March 8, 2018
Get the Church geekmug. A current day "Outlaw" Country singer. He has had a few hits in his short career including "Love Your Love The Most" and "Hell On A Heart". He is known for singing about blue-collar workers and general redneck activities.
by wlwfb10 July 23, 2010
Get the Eric Churchmug. A train in which it is too quiet to talk on your phone incase you disturb the peace, so you have to send a text.
by Geeh March 10, 2011
Get the Church Trainmug. by lpm100percent April 23, 2015
Get the Church Bonermug.