The act of presenting yourself in front of somebody when least expected; usually when caught in the act of performing something malicious.
When I saw Dexter Morgan opening that shipping crate looking for something, I Surprise Motherfucker'd him.
by EpicDoodlez February 19, 2017
1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;
2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;
3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;
3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"
"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"
"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!
"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"
"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!
by Won-J'az Edued May 15, 2013
It's going down now, you grand motherfucker!
by The Great Dark February 08, 2015
The Texan witch screamed Yeehaw motherfuckers with joy upon seeing other Texans. They yelled it back. It was their way communication
by witchyrose June 04, 2019
my neighbor turned his goddamn dogs loose to do their goddamn motherfucking business in my yard what a prick
by bluebear August 04, 2021
A respected older motherfucker who has been promoted by excelling as a motherfucker or by fucking one or more grandmothers
by JAKINTEXES May 22, 2011
In call of Duty Modern Warfare 2, the Fat Motherfucker has been named by it's inventor Valmer, for the "Juggernuts", the description was called upon the "Juggernuts" because of the amount of clothes they wear which make called by the name, Fat Motherfuckers.
Player # 1: Hey, where is the Fat Motherfucker?
Player # 2: He's hereee!, kill 'em Fat Motherfuckers
Player # 3: I just got raped by one of them, Fuck 'em
Player # 1: Wooohoo, we fucked 'em Motherfuckers ;)
Player # 2: He's hereee!, kill 'em Fat Motherfuckers
Player # 3: I just got raped by one of them, Fuck 'em
Player # 1: Wooohoo, we fucked 'em Motherfuckers ;)
by Valmer#1 June 18, 2011