Blank present

Presents that have no thought behind it. This usually comes in the form of gift cards & money. The person who give these as presents often do not know what the reciever likes, and simply gives them the "choice" to get "whatever they want".

Best Buy, Target, & Kohls gift cards, and $100.... man, all I got this year were Blank presents.

by kalomiris December 22, 2009

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023

presentation college

THE BEST school in san fernando, only INSANELY good looking people attend this school, ALL presmen are cheating on a napsgirl with a convent girl, because there dicks are so large.

I love boys from presentation college

by presmen2021 September 20, 2021

Suck Presents

A Suicide Girls suggested euphemism for oral sex.

I'm a lucky man; my girl ain't shy when it comes to giving me suck presents.

by SGMinty September 9, 2008

Presentate

When a child forgets how to say “present” so they say this word instead because of their lack of vocabulary.

“Okay guys, I am going to presentate my project.. w-wai-wait a minute....... oh sh-“

by I can’t find my own name April 1, 2021

Non-present Cuck

A person who enjoys watching their partner get fucked by other people, only while they are watching via a webcam.

This guy I’m seeing is a non-present cuck.

by Daddy word smith July 14, 2025

feminine presentation

A buxom chick's sticking out her tits at you.

Being given a feminine presentation is indeed awesome; just remember to go very gently when you partake of her "pleeze squeeze theeze" offer.

by QuacksO November 8, 2025