A story, that at the start seems to be true, but as it progresses becomes more and more unbelievable, usually ending in a joke. Overexposure to lie-tales can give a groups of people very distorted views of reality.
Bloke 1 - So i went to chippy the other day, asked for a small bag of chips, woman said "that will be 79", so i said "well you can fuck off if you are going to count them"
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
Bloke 2 - Fuck off blagging my head with your lie-tales
by scottypeerol September 28, 2009
Get the Lie-Talemug. When one person lies so bad that you can see straight through it. In other words, a lie that you know for certain that isn't true. A non-formal term.
"Maxwell went out for dinner last night alone, y'know."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."
"Yeah, right. That's a dead lie. I saw him with Janet."
by Inkbird-Ravenwell November 4, 2017
Get the Dead Liemug. by FoxCat Man December 3, 2019
Get the pickup liemug. My therapist told me that I don’t lie (make things up that aren’t true). She said that I lie by omission. I don’t talk about important things because of my shame. I don’t talk about things that truly occurred because I fear the emotions that will surface.
She attended the wedding and simply responded “It was beautiful.” She told a lie by omission when she did not mention that there were many unpleasant occurrences.
by introvert July 6, 2021
Get the lie by omissionmug. You shouldn’t do it so exit the urban doc and tell the truth but if u need to google it or make eye contact,arms away from ur face,eye contact ,don’t cross arms or fidget.
Mom:*yells up stares * did u do ur homework
Kid: *staying calm and makes eye contact (starts to remember “how to lie “)*
Kid: *staying calm and makes eye contact (starts to remember “how to lie “)*
by My nmae si unkown srroy March 11, 2019
Get the HOW To liemug. To be so wrapped up in your own sarcasm that you forget the truth; To inadvertently lie due to overwhelming sarcasm; blur the line between truth and sarcasm
by Swarcasm April 2, 2010
Get the Swansonian liemug. An inside term used among women to describe having faked an orgasam during an unsatisfactory sexual encounter.
by Lola B. October 20, 2017
Get the lie-agramug.