babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003

baby

Horrible little creatures from 'God' (if there is one). Retarded people think they're cute. What's so cute about a little machine that cries, pisses and shits everywhere?

They're also the cause of suicide. See post-natal depression.

I'm never going to have a baby. I want a life thank you very much.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 21, 2006

baby

My favorite midnight snack

"what you want to eat"
"b a b y"
"baby?"

by small child, aka: baby October 22, 2019

Baby

A scary think that drools on you

The baby drank milk

by anonymous November 24, 2021

Baby

1) A (n) infant.
2) A (n) nickname for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Jake says," Aww look at the baby!"
Becca who," Jake, baby, be quiet."

by HiImmaTellYa November 5, 2018

babys

How morons spell “babies”

My beautiful babys.

by Legittranslatoronline July 7, 2018

Baby

Little alimentary canals with zero responsibility.

John Doe is like a baby - all he does is eat and sleep.

by Khechomuni September 17, 2017