seal paw

the act of tucking in the thumb prior to engaging in a handshake as a form disrespect.

the boss went to shake my hand to say congratulations on a job well done, as I went in for the hand shake I tucked my thumb in, the boss gripped my hand (seal paw) and gave me a strange look.

by The Gables - Perth October 3, 2010

Seal and Peal

1. The act of ejaculating a small bead of jizz between your partners or friends face and pillow as they sleep. When awakened the pillow will slightly adhear to their face, forcing them to peal it off.

2. a way to teach a bitch a lesson while making her think its just her own drool.

Jenny fell asleep early so I laid down a seal and peal.

by Your childs father. February 27, 2010

squishy seal

A toy

Oh thanks for getting me a squishy seal

by cheesecakelovesayIitallthetime April 20, 2022

seal laughing

laughing so hard than no sound comes out, often resulting in wierd noises, clapping like a seal, falling over and stomach aches.

bff1: lol did u watch the latest TBBT?
bff2: yes, and i was getting dirty looks because i was seal laughing every thime sheldon said "Bazinga!"

by FrikkieDeKat April 22, 2011

beer seal

the thing that stops you pissing every 2 minutes, after a few beers the beer seal breaks and you spend half the night pissing. good for alcholic sewer rats but not so good for us.

i almost made it to 3 beers but the beer seal has gone now...

by 5finger December 16, 2012

seal meat

spotted scrotom, and or pokadot nuts, stinky seal meat

look at his spotted balls, total seal meat

by dangerdayne February 9, 2008

Slippy Seal

If you mean a slippy seal just run away he will try and hug you and stair at you until he gets slime.he likes eating and if you say gay to him he will flip out and try to hump until you say sorry just try not to meet a slippy seal

bro get away you slippy seal

by Jacjhssssssss August 19, 2020