Photo Opportunist

Riding on a sad or tragic event’s coattails by showing off that you’ve traveled or experienced something related to the event.

Wearing a puffy skirt and heels by the Eiffel Tower really shows that she cares about the Paris attacks. Ugh, what a photo opportunist!

by icwish August 25, 2018

photo-opping

V. To be used (for example, by politicians) to create a photographic moment for propaganda purposes.

John: Man, the Mayor sure does like the little old ladies at the nursing home. Look at the smile on his face.

Jack: Are you kidding? He's just photo-opping them.

Editors, please note. A Google search will bring up this term in common usage.

by JohnnyHoffa October 7, 2008

family photo

if you take these just fuck you

hey wanna take a family photo. no fuck you

by peeeeeakd September 4, 2021

The Photo Shoot

While having a sexual encounter with a girl (via oral, regular or anal sex) the man blows his load in the ladys' hair and styles it and takes pictures like in a photo shoot.

Do you want to have a photo shoot tonight?

by CGG February 4, 2004

Photo Rape

When you get your picture taken, and put on a website, when you didn't want it to be.

Person 1: I saw you on their personal blogging site.

Person 2: I must have been "photo raped"

Person 1: I'll call the authorities.

by Bastedo May 27, 2008

Photo Snipe

The act of sneaking up behind an otherwise very nice/cute/awesome photo, pulling a face and getting away undetected.

Prima: "Dude, I would have got an awesome picture of two chicks making out on the dancefloor, but some douche totally photo sniped it!'
Secunda: "Ah, the photo sniper: moves like a fox, acts like an idiot."

by Amrom February 18, 2009

Stock Photo

A person so bland and basic to the point they look like a stock photo

Chloe is such a stock photo, literally no personality whatsoever.

by Rufus Seizure November 15, 2019