Mystery Blood

Blood that suddenly appears for no immediately obvious reason, such as accidentally scratching an itch and you hand comes back with blood on it.

"I just scratched the back of my head and now I've got mystery blood on my hand, can you check back there?"

by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020

Mysterious Clitoris

Musical duo comprised of Ricci Lahn and Zach Butler with mind blowing guitar sounds and unequaled sex appeal.

Woman #1: Oh my God girl, did you see Mysterious Clitoris last night at the bar?
Woman #2: Yes I did! Girl, my panties are still wet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 23, 2020

mystery meat

some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food

shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight

by lita ford September 24, 2017

mysterious brown

Mysterious brown: something brown on your skin or clothing that could be chocolate from a previously eaten snack or it could be dirt, or it could be shit. You can't be sure that it is chocolate or you could lick it off, so you have to clean it.

Oh no, I just ate a kit kat bar and then pet the dog and now I found something brown on my arm. That is some mysterious brown. I'd better wash it off with soap and water.

by DebbyHM December 9, 2018

Mystery Marination

The process when you're practicing a skill relentlessly but continuously fail to master it, but when trying again after a certain number of days, the skill comes naturally>

Zoe simply could not understand how she was able to play the piece correctly. The night before, her pathetic attempts to master bars 57 -79 held no results no matter how she practiced it, Today, however, she was able to perfectly play the piece on her first attempt. It seems that her playing skills had undergone a mystery marination overnight.

by Chamber August 1, 2018

Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.

It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"

by a mysterious and legendary guy May 11, 2022

Mysterious wonder

Quite simply means Built different

I’m a mysterious wonder

by Bill Cosby’s right hand June 10, 2021