Mystery Roll

Great looking guy, whose origin is unknown, but what is known is that he is one hell of a guy.

Damn, did you see that Mystery Roll at the Holiday Party.

by Holiday Guy December 19, 2019

Mystery Boner

When your penis becomes erect for no apparent reason.

Guy 1: I just got a mystery boner man!
Guy 2: Cool!

by HookTheGamer December 22, 2017

Mystery Blood

Blood that suddenly appears for no immediately obvious reason, such as accidentally scratching an itch and you hand comes back with blood on it.

"I just scratched the back of my head and now I've got mystery blood on my hand, can you check back there?"

by taerg_eht_oznobroc November 25, 2020

Mysterious Clitoris

Musical duo comprised of Ricci Lahn and Zach Butler with mind blowing guitar sounds and unequaled sex appeal.

Woman #1: Oh my God girl, did you see Mysterious Clitoris last night at the bar?
Woman #2: Yes I did! Girl, my panties are still wet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 23, 2020

mystery meat

some kind of food you just can't tell what kind of meat is in it if any at all. prison food

shit we're having mystery meat for dinner tonight

by lita ford September 24, 2017

Mysterious wonder

Quite simply means Built different

I’m a mysterious wonder

by Bill Cosby’s right hand June 10, 2021

Mysterious legend

A menacing legend about a mythical beast. The beast liked music and danced to the rhytms but the songs were later found out to his random beeping and booping combined with sounds like "oouh" or "aaau" and many others. He also liked playing a game which controlled what seemed to be a lego man in modern days context. He likes to destroy everything he sees and would not hesitate to slapp with his big fat ass hand. If something was living, friendly or not the beast does big slapp on it. That's all researchers have found on this topic. Not known much about it, they decided to call this the mysterious legend. This legend, one of the most mysterious ones out there remains unsolved.

It can be used randomly to confuse people.
Person 1 "hi how's it going billy"
Person 2 "have you heard about the mysterious legend?"
Person 1 "what is the mysterious legend"
Person 2" the mysterious legend? You don't know? Search it in the urban dictionary"

by a mysterious and legendary guy May 11, 2022