The actual phrase that means two people ass to ass, passing an egg back and forth until one cannot return it. Loser typically is made out to eat the resulting egg
"I saw some dipshit playing Barnyard Tennis and calling it Farmyard Tennis. You could tell he's a city slicker, not only by what he called it, but also because he ate the shit covered shell with it when he lost, and didn't even hard-boil it first. Oh, and the nasty bastard was playing it with another dude."
by 616Satan January 16, 2022
Struggling professional tennis player who makes <$5,000/year and subsidizes his tennis travels by his mother. Plays for the love of the game, pursuit of his dreams, but mostly because he has zero desire to grow up.
by purplecola April 05, 2013
by joshua2dank January 14, 2015
by BreastNectar65 January 15, 2012
by Tennis Shoes March 04, 2015
by urbandictionariast1 June 22, 2010
A sexual manoeuvre in which the man inserts his testicles into a woman's anus, then removes them, producing the characteristic "pop" sound one gets when opening a can of tennis balls.
by A.C. Conshor December 10, 2007