teachers

assholes who take your phones illegally and tells you that the bell doest release you I do

my teachers are assholes

by namedboi May 16, 2019

Teacher

Demon's trying to give you jackshit exams and get you to work at Mcdonalds yet they give you fucking crippling depression from you learning your but of when you could be on Fortnite reporting stream snipers but no one answer incorrect and they are getting a leather belt out because they feed on your sadness

My teacher helps me learn at school

by That guy ryan September 22, 2019

Teacher

A person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them.

Teacher: What's the diameter of the Sun?
Student: Who the f@@k cares???

by Unknown229 August 15, 2016

Teacher

A fucking bitch who will yell at you for no reason and will make u depressed

The teacher gave me a detention, she’s a bitch.

by Kpoponsessedpersonoid May 8, 2019

Teacher

Person who turns innocent people into psychos, and psychos into teachers.

Innocent person: Man! All those years of school with those teachers made me psycho! I went to jail for attempted murder, and now I need to see a psychiatrist for the rest of my life.

Psycho: Wow, that sucks bro.

Innocent person: So what are you doing since we graduated?

Psycho: I'm going to school to become a teacher.

by Fyulp June 29, 2016

Teacher

Someone who is boring and likes to talk about their boring life you don’t care about.

Teacher says, excuse me with all that talking I assume your done, I say with all that complaining I assume your single.

by Rkdkfne March 14, 2019

Teacher

Dirty assholes who go to work to ruin kids lifes. Their breaths fuckin reek like coffee and shit. They tell you off for stupid things like throwing something in the bin.

They set shitty homework because they think 6 and 1/2 hours classs work is not long enough and if you dont do it they rape you. But when you do a test and they dont mark it the same fuckin exuse comes out “DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY CLASSES I HAVE?” Dickheads man...(exept that one teacher who actually cares and slags other teachers off behind their back) legend

man that teachers a prick
Yeh init proper!
His breath fuckin reeks too!
Haha they all fuckin stink...

by GRUISAUNIT December 20, 2018