Tapping cloth

When you have to have a bowel movement soo bad that the shit is actually crowning out of your anus leaving a stain on your underwear

"Dude I have to shit soo bad I'm tapping cloth, if I wait much longer I'm going to be wearing the funny pants"

by samweis May 26, 2013

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

tapping the tittie

Ones spawn who is breastfeeding.

When is she gonna stop tapping the tittie?

When she is done tapping the tittie, we are going for a drink!

by Gleek32 December 18, 2015

Tapping peaches

When two women that love each other very much become intimate with each other vaginally

I wasn't sure if those two girls were tapping peaches or not.

by MadCat52 September 6, 2016

turping

It is simply the act/event of turning up.

^Also know as getting krunk.

I'LL BE TURN UPTING TONIGHT AT THIS PARTY MAN OR SHOULD I SAY TURPING

by Megasonicpoptarts January 1, 2017

Tapping

Ejaculating profusely on a woman like you've turned on a tap full blown.

He was tapping so hard that he got some in my eye!

I tapped on that chick so hard!

by RaRah1989 August 17, 2017

Taping flags

Fucking in the bathroom in high school.

Emily and Michael were taping flags.

by Taping flags October 4, 2017