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dirty swim

sex in a public place that includes water, i.e. a swimming pool, lake, ocean, etc.
After a day on the beach, we took a dirty swim in the ocean and almost got caught.
by Misty August 25, 2004
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swimming instructor

One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.
When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!

The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'
by Khezef June 27, 2008
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Swim Practice

the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.
I think i am going to die at swim practice today.
by anounamous December 15, 2008
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swim shady

The horniest betta fish in all of the lands and seas, and rice paddies.
Damn Swim Shady you're so horny.
by Appaloosa2015 January 18, 2017
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swim fan

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends
Dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my fucking life is in danger!
by Hashmark February 22, 2009
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Nigga Swim

When your at a party or club or any event that's so crowded you gotta nigga swim through people just to get to where you want to be.
Josh: Yo bro how'd that party go last night?
Cody: Bro it was so crowded you had to Nigga Swim just to get through.
Josh: Wow that's insane!
by Yamashi May 23, 2022
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memory swim

Making an effort to hop between fond, old memories in order to displace or squelch the vividness of one's current (likely depressing) situation. Must last for more than a minute to qualify as a swim.
Yeah, since he lost his job and his girl, he'll just leave the TV off and go on a memory swim.
by Lucent July 6, 2004
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