dirty swim

sex in a public place that includes water, i.e. a swimming pool, lake, ocean, etc.

After a day on the beach, we took a dirty swim in the ocean and almost got caught.

by Misty August 25, 2004

swimming instructor

One who is sneezed on, kicked, cried at and generaly critisized for attempting to make your kid not sink to the bottom of the pool. An occupation involving hours of cold water and silly songs.

When Timmy didn't complete level 6 I sure gave that swimming instructor a peice of my mind!

The manager told the swimming instructor 'If you are not acting in such a way that you would be embarressed to be seen by your friends you are doing it wrong!'

by Khezef June 27, 2008

Swim Practice

the two hours of the day where our coach pushes us to swim the length of the pool about 100 times or more. afterwards you are tired and feel like you can't breath.

I think i am going to die at swim practice today.

by anounamous December 15, 2008

swim shady

The horniest betta fish in all of the lands and seas, and rice paddies.

Damn Swim Shady you're so horny.

by Appaloosa2015 January 18, 2017

swim fan

the second level of insanity women get to (following betty); at this stage she goes through her mans text, my-space, face book & call history; questions your where abouts; and insinuates that you are allways lying; possibly physically abussive to your animals, personal belongings, family members or friends

Dude, you need to ditch her, she is starting to go swim fan, my fucking life is in danger!

by Hashmark February 22, 2009

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Swim shoulders

Girls that have been hit by the ugly stick. A girl with huge shoulders, which typically has manly bodily and facial features.

I can’t bring home this girl to meet my mother, she got swim shoulders!

by DMU77 September 1, 2019