jared swanson

A cool guy with some rad shades and some sick ball moves.

DAYUMMM, look at Jared Swanson crossing that ball over in them rad shades!!!

by JOETHEAVERAGEWHITEGUY November 3, 2017

alex stanton

a bitch

normal guy (not a cunt): hey have you met ALEX STANTON
other normal guy (not a cunt): oh yeah, he's a bitch

by Oscar-is-a-penis-cunt-69-69. December 6, 2017

sweaty swanson

A sexual act consisting of several steps. First a man must complete an extremely rigorous gym session consisting mainly of squats lunges and any other from of leg workout. immediately after the gym the man goes home to his partner. He then removes his pants and scoops his taint with his hands. He then rubs that sweaty juice onto the the inside of the vaginal lips and proceeds to give his partner oral sex.

Bro after the gym last night i gave her a good old sweaty swanson.

by Zày December 15, 2017

Brad Swanson

“It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”

Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it

by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019

Irelyn Stanton

Irelyn’s are pretty, smart, loyal, thiiiccc 🤤 and she got big tits, she’s anti social tho until someone talks to her first, then she’s getts hella annoying. She’s gotta attitude and can be bitchy, but dude she fucking freeeaky 😍🤤

“Is your name Irelyn Stanton? Damnnn you thiccccc!” *drools*

by loony_looserx December 11, 2019

THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021