African Sundial

When a well endowed African man lays down with an erect penis causing the shadow to act as a sundial.

Man 1: Hey what time is it?
Man 2: Just look at the old African Sundial over there.

by Spooperdom February 10, 2020

Alawite Sunni

Alawite Sunni is a sect of Alawism that split from Alawite Christianity and Alawite Shi’a Muslims in 2020. Alawite Sunnis believe that 'Aisha, Mu’awiyah, Umar Ibn Khattab, and Abu Bakr (SWT) were all human incarnations of Allah ﷻ and that Saddam Hussein was a prophet. Most Alawite Sunnis live in Virginia USA where they are at constant struggle to fight the Islamic Sultanate of Qarsherskiy.

The Alawite Sunni women were praying quietly to Mu'awiyah for sustenance.

by Alawite Sunni Qarsherskiyan June 25, 2023

vintage sunnies

Past glasses from a while ago. Something brought back to represent the time era. Trends that resurface.

I got new vintage sunnies from the store.

by Abcvd January 5, 2024