A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
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Get the Courtesy stretch mug.The act of painting a small rodent black and white (like a lemur tail) and inserting ones dong inside it's bum and out it's mouth. Then screwing some hot babe with it on your lap rocket.
Guy 1: "So how did prom go?"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
Guy 2: "It was going good until her mom asked me to give her a Stretch Lemur, then It went great!"
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