When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.
by joesappy October 21, 2021

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.
Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.
by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Me and my lady had fun last night. After we banged, I spread my ball sack over every inch of her face. It felt just like Stretching Canvas.
by Amishdong28 February 3, 2019

by Hokojpoli young 反而歐我 August 23, 2016

When a girl is wearing a pair of pants that are obviously a size too big. Spotting them is quite easy. if their butt cheeks do not fill the capacity of the jean, that is some stretched denim
"I'm Angry!"
"Why?"
"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
"Why?"
"That girl could have a nice looking behind but she's wearing some Stretched Denim."
by trixisforkids3 January 15, 2018

by STEPHH JONESS November 15, 2017
