Front Porch Step

Front Porch steppin' it is the action of talking to underage girls in hopes of having sexual activities with them.

"Did you here about Johnny sexting that 14 year old?"
"Dude he's totally front porch steppin' it"

by Luca94 January 7, 2015

step-whipped

When your friend is totally whipped by his girl, yet it somehow affects you.

YOU: "Bro, let's go get some Chipotle."

BRO: "Yeah! I love Chipotle! Can Mandy come?"

YOU: "Yeah, sure. I guess."

BRO: "Mandy doesn't like Chipotle. She wants KFC, so let's go there instead."

YOU: (To yourself) "Dang. I'm step-whipped."

by RabbiDoom June 22, 2013

Step-douche

An asshole step dad who tries to control you even though he's totally not your dad.

Friend: Hey you should totally come to the party with us!
Me: Sorry man my step-douche has grounded me

Friend: What why?
Me: He thinks he can fucking control me

by I.have.no.life97 September 29, 2017

you best step

a taunt used to start a fight

"You best step!" "Oh, I know you didn't!"

by D P September 24, 2002

stepdad

control freak , prick, bitch ass ni**** who thinks he runs the house cuz he married a woman with kids. crazy , annoying, and doesn't respect anyone but himself.

my stepdad broke my door again cuz i forgot to do my laundry.

by thetruthugh March 18, 2019

Stepan

The worlds sexiest Russian spy ever! Like serious Stepan is the nicest, kindest, most amazing person in the world. Stepan is the best guy to have around because he makes everyone laugh all the time.

girl1: who's that with the hair?
girl2: that's stepan he's awesome!
girl1: and sexy i wonder if he'll talk to me...

by aweyeahson November 5, 2012

stepdad

A man your mom "loves" but not all the way and he treats her kids like shit but his own kids like royalty sometimes and they usually have a lot of ex's

My stepdad is a jerk

by the experience ed November 11, 2018