chopped steak

A slab of ground beef desperately meant to pass off as a real steak but is actually a cheap, disappointingly shitty imitation that doesn't even come close to any typical cut of steak in flavor or texture. Typically used by burger joints for dishes that require a standalone steak because for much less money they can essentially just throw a large hamburger on a plate by itself and then it's somehow considered a steak.

Customer: I'll have the steak & eggs, please.

Server: Just so you know, we use chopped steak instead of a T-bone like every single other restaurant uses for that dish. Is that still alright?

Customer: Fuck that, lemme just get 3 pancakes instead.

by j5689 July 9, 2017

rumple steak

What rumplestiltskin eats when describing who to kill next

"Dearie make me some rumple steak or I'll burn you to the steak

by Rumplesteak August 18, 2017

Steak Sandwhich

When you girl’s tits are too small for a titty fuck but you long for that titty fuck feeling so you roll her over, draw two nipples on her ass checks and slide your beef rapidly back and forth tween the buns till you nut on her back.

Rachel’s A cups are great for sucking but not so much for a titty fuck so she lets me do the steak sandwhich when I’m in the mood.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Carolina steak

Slang for bologna

Man, that Carolina Steak sandwich was good @

by Bigbronxbeard May 17, 2019

Lake steak

Any edible creature coming out of the lake. Such as bass, trout and crayfish.

Person1 : hey when does the fishing season start?
Person2: I don't know but when it does I'm gonna be pulling in the lake steak!!!

by Ptrick94 March 26, 2017

Burnt Steak

A steak that is burnt.

Human A "You are fucking stupid that steak was supposed to be medium rare, now it's a burnt steak!!!"
Human B "It is medium rare

by ConfinedDev February 26, 2020

steak plate

steak plate: verb and noun. the art of getting a guy to buy you a steak dinner, then not giving him any ass in return. Also known as the ribeye goodbye, the porterhouse and bounce, the sirloin-no loin. One can get "steak plated"

Oh she steak plated him last week and he's still calling.

by allifo44 August 17, 2021