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SANDOS

SANDOS simply means Suck A Nigga Dick Or Something. It originated from plain Jane remix
Alice: Yo bitch, why you staring at me?! You wanna fight?
DD: Bitch ain't no one got your time. SANDOS
by Iamnotaslutyoulilbitch May 30, 2018
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ottoman standoff

When a developer and a designer refuse to get up and go to the other's desk so instead just sit there and exchange chat messages and graphics to get their job done.
Since the office was so large and both of them had a gigantic lunch and were suffering from food coma, Calvin and Roderic were currently stuck in an Ottoman Standoff
by roderic September 12, 2014
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What does math stands for?

Easy!
M - Mental
A - Abuse
T - To
H - Humans
see! easy!
man1: hey i know what does math stands for!
girl: oh yeah? tell me then!
man1: mental abuse to huma-
man2: HE IS DOING THE MENTAL ABUSE TO THE GIRL!

what does math stands for?
never tell someone
by SSM4 Bloopers November 16, 2018
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White Trash Standoff

White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.

When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.

confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
by Tippman1000 June 2, 2018
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Polish Standoff

Two drivers facing one-another in the left turn lane. Both drivers have a green light.

In the case of a Polish Standoff, both drivers are unable to turn left because they're both patiently waiting for the other one to go first. Inevitably results in noone going anywhere until the next time the light turns green.
I can't believe that we're all going to sit through another light cycle because those two fucktards got stuck in a Polish Standoff.
by GloriaB September 30, 2007
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sandos

put simply its head ... or oral sex for those of you who have to be technical
you know what , sandos
by landin February 1, 2003
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Mexican Standoff

Two people are in space, trying to jerk off in a woman's mouth while there is a bear. and shit. the end.
"Do you remember the Mexican Standoff scene from Apollo 13?"
"Yeah dude that was fucking weird."
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