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stomach teaser

when someone stuck in the struggle looks in their freezer for food and finds less than filling rations.
"look in the freezer ain't nothin but a stomach teaser, thats the main reason i'm grabbin the automatic from under my bed. got the whole city screamin when they realized jackin isn't dead" - Pharoah of Street Military
by robert earl davis jr April 18, 2011
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Kweevs stomach

An upset stomach. Someone who is prone to sick tummy due to drinking has a kweevs stomach
She got sick. She has such a kweevs stomach
by Donzonly July 4, 2021
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Schrödinger's Stomach

The idea of both having food in your stomach, combined with idea of not having food in your stomach. You feel neither hungry nor full, and yet both at the same time
I ate a later breakfast than usual, now I have Schrödinger's stomach and I don't know whether I need to get lunch.
by Doctor Fuego October 31, 2016
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Stomach scraper

A racial Slur for a mexican because mexicans Scrape there Stomach whenever they cross the border!
California Is filled with Stomach SCrapers
by Bob Carter February 11, 2004
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stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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stomach puddle

a puddle of ejaculatory fluid left on one's stomach
I masturbated and when I ejaculated I made a stomach puddle on myself
by chief masta bata x July 22, 2003
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Portable Stomach

A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
"Chuch went to the Old Country Buffet, but got kicked out when he was feeding the Portable Stomach"
by Matt December 5, 2003
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