Country Squire

A Country Squire is a man who lives on an estate typically in a rural area. They're never alone so long as they have their principles. Country Squires believe in sustainability and living with the earth as opposed to on it by farming, herding, fishing, and utilizing natural resources for survival. Aside from living a somewhat hermit lifestyle Country Squires love their family, neighbors, and respect all women. They are a dying breed.

Rick became a Country Squire after he moved to Montana to homestead.

by rickaroni14 December 7, 2021

Squires

A last name of thieves, drunks and scoundrels. Most are men, with very few females being born to this clan. They generally live on top of barren hills and ridges, in close proximity to chicken farms. They start drinking at 10 years old, and do not stop until death. They are known to say the most nasty things imaginable, but are amazing lovers, yet rarely father children.

Those Squires' from the ridge are hard cases. They stole all me wood that was leanin against me shed.

That Squires just called me a horrible name, and told me I was worthless. He then spit in my mouth. But I still love him.

by ChickenRidge September 8, 2013

Squicker

The act of drilling a hole into somebody's head and literally fucking their brains out.

I so totally squickered her last night man!

by lostsoul666 August 9, 2009

squief

verb.

after cutting an open wound in somone. Proceding to have sex with the open wound.

"i squiefed my girlfriend. she was not pleased to say the least. good thing she was passed out."

by fort.rouge September 11, 2007

squicken

a half chicken half squirrel that really stoned people laugh at

bwakchatterchatter squicken

by masterchief 2117 January 17, 2011

squire

Two Definitions

A.a little bitch

B.someone that crys about his knee or someone that dosent like society, is a hermit, bitches and crys all day, and likes to lick the male part I would like to call the "Penar".

"Dood stop being a squire."

"Close your legs you smell like squire."

by Ch1ng-A-L1ng August 28, 2006

Squirell

A slang term for a female rower from New Zealand who displays no capacity for rational though apart from thinking about nuts. Often used to describe novice athletes when they make very basic mistakes.

Look at the crew full of squirell's who have sunk their boat.

by MT!!! January 14, 2008