Spud Gun

A derogatory term for a homosexual male. Deriving from the small portions of faeces that can get stuck in the eye of the penis during unprotected anal sex being similar to the portions of potato that get pulled out when a small hand-held Spud Gun is inserted into the potato to 'load' it.

Hey, the street is closed for a gay rights march.

Fucking spud guns, get off the road.

by driftah December 9, 2008

Love Spuds

Bollocks

Hey bitch come and empty my love spuds.

by Scoobytaxi March 8, 2009

Spud Gunning

Spud Gunning (v.) - The process of going to the store and purchacing a ten pound bag of potatoes and can of hair spray. Once the supplies are purchaced put them in the back of a pickup truck along with a potato cannon. Next drive out to a remote desert location and shoot the potatoes!

My friends and I went spud gunning for three hours this weekend. It was bomb.

by Stat Quo November 11, 2005

spud farmer

Piping Supervisor on a mine site

Hey Michael busteed your a spud farmer

by spud farmer September 2, 2021

spud cock

A short fat cock that resembles a potato.

girl 1: Omg girlfriend you should have seen this guys spud cock. It almost wouldn't fit. girl 2: Send him to me. I won't have a problem getting it in.

by jimmybomm June 3, 2020

Spuds McFuton

A pronoun that can be used as a name for someone who is a couch potato. It is mostly used as a light-hearted insult. It is derived from the word spud, which is a word for a potato (or an idiot), and a wordplay on the name Spuds Mackenzie, the beer drinking adventure dog. Replacing "Mackenzie" with "McFuton" indicates the person in question is the opposite of adventurous, and is in fact a sofa dweller.

"We might have a clean kitchen one day if ol' Spuds Mcfuton over there would ever get off his rump and do some dishes."

Girl: "Does your roommate ever cook for himself?"
Guy: " Jeff doesn't cook. He's a real Spuds Mcfuton that guy. He'll just order order a pizza and 2-liter."

by TareRedactal April 3, 2019

spud special

a 'special' deal marketed to attract a stupid or uneducated consumer

guy 1 : i want a new phone
guy 2 : buy that iphone for 800
guy 3 : aren't they like 600 new online anyway?
guy 1 : that's a spud special no brainer LOL

by kent vandals September 23, 2013