Speckled Coon

A type of dog. Definetley not a derogatory name for black folk.

You speckled coon

by younghawks81 July 17, 2016

spackle my crack

Ejaculation between cheeks as if spackiling a crack.

I spackled beckys crack like mustard on a hot dog.
Becky before: I want him to spackle my crack.

by Mike Bohnisch September 19, 2017

Spackle Sucker Punch

When you Spackle but after pulling your pants up, you unexpectedly do the same thing, as the spackle would catch you off-guard with a sucker punch

Ron: Dude did I tell you what happened after we had Taco Bell?
Jeremy: Nah man, what happened?
Ron: I had to shit so bad and was in a hurry, so after I spackled, I got spackle sucker punched!
Jeremy: Oh man that sucks!

by GasMaskOverdrive November 30, 2017

Shackled to the Sauce

Approximately four chicken wings deep, when the level of buffalo sauce on your fingers reaches a point where you can no longer touch any other object in sight (beer glass, cell phone, etc.) without smearing sauce all over it

The waitress didn’t bring any wet naps, I’m not touching these wings until I know I won’t end up shackled to the sauce forever

by Douche Nuke May 10, 2018

Speckled Salami

When someone has a flat pale face and too many freckles.

Guy 1: Have you seen Jerry? That guys looks like a piece of speckled salami!!!

Guy 2: Yeah Jerry is disgusting.

by The 99th Reich willn’t happen October 7, 2019

shreckled

when you absolutely obliterate somebody so bad that they cry like a little bitch

for example you beat someone at cup pong in one turn, you say get shreckled

by shrek and shaggy October 9, 2019

speckledorked

To be speckledorked is to be tricked, decived, bamboozled

I was told something that wasn't true, I was speckledorked

by Lunch Ninja October 29, 2020