by The two 11 yr old boys April 11, 2021
Get the Split skinmug. The naked female partner assumes a resting horizontal position on a bed or similar comfortable surface (NB not a beach). She may be face down or face up. On the request of her male partner, she opens her legs to the fullest extent possible, exposing her intimate areas, folds and orifices to his gaze, inspection and physical touch. With commitment and the assistance of a physiotherapist it may be possible to gradually extend the legs to a maximum degree, but care should be taken not to damage the hips or femur.
“So why did you give me 6 sessions with a physiotherapist, a torch, and a magnifying glass for my birthday Frank?”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
“I wanted to loosen your hips up so that you can increase your split infinity and I can get a better view babe! Hand me the magnifier and the torch before we reach the sun deck.”
by Fiona BR December 23, 2022
Get the split infinitymug. When traffic is backed up taking an exit off-ramp, and some douche goes all the way up to the front and tries to merge in, thereby cutting everyone off. Totally disrupts traffic and everyone's mood!
Look at that Honda Accord up there - what is he doing? Is he really trying to Hickory Split right now? Just wait like everyone else smh!
by Patagonia19 August 20, 2023
Get the Hickory Splitmug. by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017
Get the i'm splitmug. by Big Jock79 December 3, 2010
Get the Split Neepmug. The act of penetrating an uncertain hole. An often risky maneuver, "Splitting the Casper" involves taking aim in the general vicinity of two known holes, where the entire area is occluded, or glazed-over, leaving neither hole fully visible. The penetrating object is then thrust at the goopy mess with the hopes of slipping comfortably into either one of two holes. Often this maneuver results in "Hitting the trailer," which is a less that desired result.
Nine guys deep in her gangbang, Michelle's nether region was a sloppy, uncertain mess, but Big Tom didn't care where he ended up so he closed his eyes and "Split the Casper." Unfortunately for Michelle, he was hitting the trailer this time.
by rickabone September 18, 2017
Get the Split the Caspermug. A split nigga says shit like "would you like a pb&J"
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
A split nigga says shit like "I cant hold onto the light"
A split nigga talks about the horde in his head
by Urban soul47 January 25, 2019
Get the Split niggamug.