to smurf

smurftastic, smurf ya, i smurfed her

so what happened with the hot chick from the bar, i smurfed her , shut the smurf up, no its true, SMURF YA!

by family guy February 20, 2005

smurffed

the act of sexual congress between two smurfs

Took her in the parking lot. She smurffed me

by Speedy November 1, 2003

smurf

a wet dick slap across the face of a sleeping victim or willing party

dude#1: "dan is asleep. quick dip your dick in some honey and give him a nice sweet smurf!"

by pussy banger May 13, 2005

smurf

To give someone a blow job.

This slut ,Jen, gave Justin and Chalen both a smurf.

by Samsam June 3, 2005

Smurfs

a sort of vernarial Disease.

I got the smurfs.

I need to get my privates checked for the smurfs.

Please god don't tell me I have the smurfs.

Great,my dick is blue, I got the f-in smurfs!!

by Jburker August 3, 2008

smurf

A DoS attack.

I smurfed his ass!

by louis October 22, 2001

smurfs

Blue colored diamonds worn in any type of jewelry

"You seen them smurfs in the pendant on his chain? He must be ballin'!"

by M-Eazy December 18, 2008