shit went down

A phrase meaning an eventfull argument or fight happened.

James: Yo, did you see that fight at Lunch.

Jeff: Nah, mate. Was busy.

James: You should of been there. Shit went down.

by itzDanP March 27, 2015

Shit shooter

A butthole

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Post Shit Fart(PSF)

Post Shit Fart(s) or PSF syndrome

after taking an exceptionally large shit, the series of farts that come afterwords to really clear the bowels out.

Johnny:"Damn why do you keep farting?! you just took a huge dump!!"

Joey:"Dude im having a Post Shit Fart(PSF) attack right now, my body is just making sure theres nothing left in there."

by johnsonlightmeup October 4, 2009

Moby Shit

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Iceberg Shit

When taking a dump and the crap piles up above the water line in the toilet.

After taking a dump I was amazed at the Iceberg shit that was in the toilet.

by Splatz321 August 24, 2013

Miami Shit Machine

Slang term for a Cubano/Cuban sandwich purchased from a gas station within Florida state lines.

Goofus: Damn B, those 3 Miami Shit Machines that I bought from the Wawa and ate right after running over that 'gator in your hovercraft are giving me the bubble guts. I think i'm crowning dog! Good thing we're in the everglades and I can just pinch one off the side and chum these here waters for more 'gators. These beasts have a taste for gloria estefan and cuban sweetbreads.

Gallant: ...

by Queef_Quackenbush_Jr October 26, 2020

I Shit On Your Dick

'I shit on your dick'/'Ma cac pe pula ta';

The ultimate romanian insult dating back to medieval times when the glorious romanian ruler Prince Pazvante the Blind used this vulgar phrase as a formal declaration of war.

In contemporan times the phrase is more commonly used to express extreme disrespect towards one's identity, ideas, opinions, nationality, race, memories, gender etc. to the point of actually tearing to shreds and discarding someone's existence as a whole.

It is an offense not just to the manhood of the person insulted but to his entire life experience up to that point.

Mihai Eminescu: 'I actually think Romania joining the European Union was the best move for our country's... '
Ion Creanga: 'I shit on your dick, Mihai, shut the fuck up, nobody fucking asked you and nobody fucking cares what you think or do'

by LilȚeapă October 21, 2021