Masturbatory term.
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
See also:
stroking the sausage
whacking the mole
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut
by Dean March 25, 2005
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Bill- hey... what are you doing
John- Not slapping the monkey if thats what you think
by Shamingo June 18, 2011
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Having sexual intercourse.
by lde_ricky December 14, 2008
Get the slapping the weasel mug.A veiled reference to a Black Books episode, used as a metaphor for masturbation. In the episode, Fran masturbates to the shipping forecast because the reader's voice 'confuses her'... but in a good way.
"Why is Linnea taking so long to get changed?"
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
"Oh, don't worry. She's just got the shipping forecast on."
by Flannybabes May 15, 2012
Get the Shipping forecast mug.When ya hittin her pussy hard, usually from behind, and she is so sloppy and so wet ya fuck noise sounds like ya stirring a bowl of warm mac n cheese.
by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
Get the Sloppin’ Mac mug.Boy: I walked in on my sister slapping the cat last night
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.
Boy2: I wish I could have seen that. Your sister is hot.
by ZachZachZachZachZachZach March 26, 2019
Get the Slapping the Cat mug.The inadvertent, surreptitious, and often accidental placement of one's genitalia on another's person, usually the face or head.
"When you have a small dog that sometimes cuddles with you in bed, if you close your eyes for too long, you have to get used to the occasional dink across the forehead. You get used to such junk-slopping."
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