Slippery Newman

when a man gathers the squirt juice from a woman and uses it to whale it(jack off).

The other day Jimothy gave himself a real nice slippery newman with Bertha's Juice.

by Daveball April 20, 2010

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

slippery fanbelt

1) A woman (or man) who has a love hole resembling a bucket.

2) A wo/man who is rather easy.

The difference in definition is dervived due to context. Someone HAS a 1, or someone IS a 2.

1) Aw man she has totally got a slippery fanbelt.

2) Dude, she's a slippery fanbelt, and I don't mean buché way!

by Sid Pwen November 23, 2006

slippery snake

When a guy unexpectedly surprises his bitch with a sneak attack slip of the dick into an extremely wet pussy.

Dude, Johnny pulled the slippery snake on Kate last night! She had no idea what hit her!

by Bonty Miracola March 22, 2010

Slippery Dragon

The act of punching ones throat or lower abdomen at or shortly before ejaculation resulting in involuntary consumption of seminal fluid. First made popular in the late 80’s many credit Steven Segal’s signature throat chop as inspiration. Usually done out of frustration or simply to get back at women for past misdeeds(most would argue just being female is grounds alone for slippery dragon). For maximum effect its best to show no emotion after slippery dragon is administered..

After months of Tina refusing to swallow, John decided it was time to deploy the slippery dragon.

by Skooker April 3, 2011

slippery jackson

When one takes the large toe and sticks in into a womans vagina and turns her around rubs it up and down of her ass crack

I gave a slippery jackson to my girlfriend.

by Jesse Ballenger and Ryan Cox September 15, 2006

Slippery Tiernan

When you "accidentally" slip an object (usually a laser gun) between somebodies two butt cheeks.

Guy- "WTF, you just gave me a slippery Tiernan!"
Other Guy- "Sorry, it was an accident."

Guy- "Hehe. I just gave you a Slippery Tiernan."
Loose Girl- "Really? I didn't even notice."

by anonymous1234246623465 October 5, 2011