Sleeping with the salad

the term used when a mid 20's dude fucks a hollowed out, warmed up cucumber.

Rodrigo's woman caught him "Sleeping with the salad" - now she won't let him walk through the vegetable section at IGA alone.

Alternative:

Rodrigo has blisters on his thing from "Sleeping with the salad" too soon after heating that shit up in the microwave.

by IceCreamFucker February 4, 2010

Sleepiness

Often a general lack of energy, even after an adequate night time sleep caused mainly by boring college classes or nothing to do. It is very common to young adults and teenagers.

Please excuse my sleepiness

by SexyPants. April 22, 2011

the sleeping avalanche

a high power stealth ejacualtion move peformed on your girlfriend when she is sleeeping, then photographed.

Wait until your girlfriend is sleeping and then creep up using extreme stealth before wacking one off (cumming) onto her forehead. Allow to drip, then dry before taking a sneaky photograph that is then shown to her the following day. This is the "the sleeping avalanche".

by iceman_36 May 16, 2007

sleeping giant

A term used to define a 'flaccid penis'.

Don't snuggle too much on me honey, it's too early in the morning, you might awaken a 'sleeping giant'.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005

sneeving

Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.

My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.

by 2pups January 18, 2010

shhh babys sleeping

phrase said to people who are higher then you are when they ask "whatt?" in the middle of you talking to one of your less high friends. or when you ask them a question and they have no idea what you talking about and again ask "whatttt?".

joe: yo remember when jimmy ate that weird looking cookie? haha
bob:....whattt?
joe:.....shhh babys sleeping.
bob:..wait wha-
joe: SHHHHHH!
bob:.......ok...
joe:SH!
bob:.......
joe: your dumb.
nick:hahahaha.

by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010

I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011