Slayer's Bio

A virtual repellent for the Internet Racist encountered on Xbox Live:

"Been called a nig*er on xbl live lately? Sucks huh? Well, here are some facts about internet racists you may not have known:
1) Only say Ni*ger in their home, far from danger.
2) Have small meat a.k.a Shween.
3) Their mom slept with a black man in college.
4) Their mom is sleeping with that man now.
5) They have a picture of Beyonce with the mouth cut out

and strokes themselves to sleep.
6) They TiVo 106 & park.
7) They sleep with a Mr. T action figure
8) They know all the words to J.U.I.C.Y
9) A confederate flag is tucked away under their bed
"just in case."

guy1: Some douche bag is using "witty and new" insults from

the 1920's again. Darn Xbox Live!

guy2: Lol, just put up Slayer's Bio that will shut em' down.

guy1: You mean that HumanSLAYERX guy?

guy 2: Yeah. he's been at this for six years now.

guy1: Nice.

by Slayah X May 1, 2010

Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon

An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.

Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"

by Andrew The Dude February 18, 2019

Dragon Slayer

A man that will pursue and bed a dragon (fat nasty bitch). This man is usually of average or skinny size, this term does no usually apply to a fat guy with a dragon. The pair should be somewhat disproportional for it to be a legit dragon slaying

man, my cousin is a dragon slayer....look at the beast that just walked out of his room.

by FDD2 January 4, 2007

Slayer

Worlds greatest band ever and forever.
They even pwned in a video game.

Person 1: Hey dude, Have you heard of this gay band slayer?
Person 2: *Takes out 12 gauge*
Person 3: Stfu nub

by arthurpartur February 23, 2008

Slayer, The

In every generation there is a chosen one... she alone will stand against the vampires, the demons and the forces of darkness. She is the slayer. Buffy Summers and Melaka Fray are some who have been chosen.

Buffy: I thought a professional demon chaser like yourself would've figured it out by now. I'm the Slayer. Slay-er. Chosen One. She-who-hangs-out-a-lot-in-cemeteries? You're kidding. Ask around. Look it up: "Slayer, comma, the

by geedeck July 2, 2003

dragon slayer

A dragon slayer is a medium build guy who repeatedly takes home the fattest, ugliest whore from the bar.

(You see the dragon slayer leaving with one of these things)
"Do not unsheath your sword tonight good sir!"

by Samsquamch II February 29, 2008

Dragon Slayer

1- A knight's long quest and battle looking for his princess.
2- Hooking up with ugly chicks while trying to find the "princess" (a very painful and long process)
3- "You have to slay alot of dragons before you get to the princess"

Dirk- Hey bro, how was the search for the princess this weekend?
Brian- yeah, I was killing dragons all weekend long , not a princess in sight.
Dirk- Well man, you are the best dragon slayer I know.

by Hey Ladies July 2, 2008