A Facebook slapper is a woman who is constantly sharing FB pictures of herself in "sexy" poses or "sexy" outfits, but who happens NOT to be the least bit sexy. The Facebook slapper usually has at least one Facebook friend (usally a gay male or a slapper girlfriend) who enthusiastically supports and encourages her in this endeavour, which onlyl causes her to continue sharing such pictures. For everyone else, the pictures serve as great entertainment, but not in the way the Facebook slapper intends.
"Lucinda is at it again. Take a look at what this Facebook slapper is wearing! A t-shirt which is too small for her, and also a bit see-through; her nips are the size of dinner plates!"
by Dabro October 25, 2012
Get the Facebook slappermug. A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
by BMc68 December 21, 2020
Get the bowl slappermug. Someone who intentionally or in self- defense slaps the shit out of another individual on the subway train.
Danay Howard found out what a subway slapper was when she hit Jorge Pena in the face first with her stiletto heels.
by Iamfree November 14, 2014
Get the Subway Slappermug. by KattMillMe August 2, 2021
Get the floor slappermug. by Hdizzle96 May 29, 2018
Get the Salami slappersmug. A person who farts in a public place and fans their ass making it appear that they are slapping their fart
by 1968camaro/ss June 1, 2010
Get the Fart slappermug. by Matthew S. March 2, 2006
Get the hand slappermug.