Slaughter Problem

A homework problem (usually a math homework problem) that at first glance looks very simple, but turns out to be a long, agonizing, problem that involves much work and thought. These problems usually appear in higher level Math courses such as Algebra 1 and Geometry, but can also appear at lower levels like 5th grade math. For example, you may be assigned problem 32 for homework, and when you hear it you will say "That's not so bad!" but when you actually look at it, you realize that problem 32 is actually a flow proof, (a combination of the Flow Chart and A Proof the two worst things combined into one.), and that problem 32 will take you close to an hour. You will then respond "Dear Jesus help us.....". This term is universal and can be applied to any problem in any subject so long that it is in reality a "Slaughter Problem", and not a "Genocidal Problem" (I.E. "The Doghouse Problem.")

"Ok class your homework is problem 45."
"That's it?"
"That's Easy!"
"Oh sweet Jesus.........."
"What?"
"Problem 45 is a flowproof designed to prove that in a parallelogram if all four sides are congruent and that their diagonals bisect each other at 90 degree angles in the first quadrant that the parallelogram is actually a Rhombus."
"Dear Jesus help us...... its a Slaughter Problem"

by I hate Slaughter Problems February 3, 2010

slaughter victim

when you take out a person you intend to have sex with.

just an other slaughter victim to add to the list.

by thegrouch1976 April 22, 2011

Slaught

A gay man born with his head up his own ass trapped inside a closet

That guy is such a slaught

by Telekinetics July 12, 2018

Slaughterhouse-Five

Person who wrote the other definition is a spiteful peace of shit who hates school to fit in. School is fucked but this book is great and a breath of fresh air from the other dogshit in the curriculum. This book is fucking fuego

God, I hate Mrs. Wilson's class, but Slaughterhouse-Five lowkey slaps.

by V0nnegut May 9, 2020

Slagathor

1) a monster-like creature spawn from the illegitimate love of Godzilla and Trogdor.
2) a badass song.
3) Kelsey.

man 1: did u see that new movie about the slagathor?! it was great!
man 2: ive seen it like five times! the theme music is the best!

by Julio Mandez April 25, 2010

Slaughter

To have crazy unprotected sex

Shes so hot i'd slaughter those butt cheeks

by punk1125 December 23, 2008

Slagathor

a horrific, disigusting girl that claims and pretends that she a cute, but in reality, she is actually a gross, sick bipedal humanoid of pigfuck.

Friend: Dude, who did I hook up with last night? I have no idea what i did?
Other Friend: you fucked that slagathor that smelled like putrid rat shit.
Friend: *jumps off a 17 story balcony to his death*

by kickherface October 23, 2011