Shloomy

Fat person with a 4 inch dick. Loves to eat ice cream all day.

"Andrew is a fucking shloomy."

by shloomygod February 25, 2017

shloop

an extremely funny thing to say when someones drinking.... which usually makes them laugh and get juice everywhere.

Prue takes swatch of juice..
Adam says SHLOOOOOOP!
Prue spits juice everywhere

by 1st A in japala December 12, 2004

shloopy

to make a poopy;past tense shlooped

Yo Max be right back i gotta take a shloopy.
Yo J, i just shlooped on ur moms pillow.

by JGRO August 19, 2006

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008

shloop

n. a single drink, a gulp.

"Customary shloop. Customary tip-o-the-hat." - Mr. Dictator in silent football

by Zorkon June 14, 2004

Skloom

After a gay orgy, large amounts of jizz are deposited into the ass of another man. After the jizz is in the mans ass, a knife is shoved up his ass causing it to bleed. Then you suck it all out.

Me and my boyfriend just had a skloom last night.

by asdfawdfasdfasdf May 8, 2009

saloon style

a way of doing an alcohol shot, usually whiskey, in which a full shot glass is slid down a bar or table and the person doing the shot grabs the glass just as it's about to fall off the table and shoots it in one seamless motion. Must be done with real glass since the danger of the glass falling and breaking is part of the appeal.

Lindsay was so drunk that she insisted on doing her shot saloon style, but she missed the glass and it shattered on the floor.

by ED1071 April 16, 2008