skloog

Skloog is the pasty yellow gunk located under the nails of any person who spends multiple hours in sweaty boots and fails to clean this filth out for about a month or so. The smell could remind someone of something that died or the south end of a person who could have used a second wipe. It is comparable to fromunda cheese in its consistency, texture and stench.

You didn't leave that Skloog on the carpet after you cut your toe nail did you?

by dbr67 July 12, 2016

Kim Jong-Splooge

The man who rose to power in his nation by splooging on everybody and their families. His most famous speech was located on CallMeCarson, in which they praised the Moyai.

Carson: How did you rise to power in your country?
Kim Jong-Splooge: I splooge on everybody else!

by big boy man March 2, 2019

splooge stick

When you ejaculate and the cum only dribbles out leaving you with a cum covered cock

Britney: Let me suck your salty splooge stick

by Jon Snoooow December 3, 2015

sclooge

The process of holding in a fart until it disappears.

I totally sclooged yesterday in front of my girlfriend.

by Mr. bluue November 13, 2011

splooge

a sudden outbreak of jizz,or cum coming from an erect penis

i almost splooged when i saw that sexy girl

by sploogman101 April 22, 2010

Splooge Knuckle

The act of masturbating and cumming on your knuckles and then punching someone in the face.

Trudeau really pissed me off so I gave him a splooge knuckle.

by Jpow September 14, 2018

Splooge socket

Vagina, cunt, cum bucket

Blow it out your ass you splooge socket!

by 500kg June 5, 2017