beefy skewer

a thick veiny cock that sticks straight up horizontally when hard

"my mouth watered at his beefy skewer"

by seekk July 11, 2025

the skeptrion

A dangerously stupid sex move where one partner does a handstand on a spinning office chair while the other runs full speed from across the room to “enter” mid-spin (while both are fully naked and blindfolded by the way). The momentum usually sends both parties crashing into a wall, headbutting each other so hard it causes memory loss, slurred speech, and in rare cases, forgetting how to read and being extremely fucking retarded.

person: dude, my friend tried the Skeptrion during last nights party and woke up insisting he’s in the class called 7/26/2025, and he even thinks 7+0=0, we’re gonna host an event where he does basic math on stream.

person2: i’ll be there.

by pzmy August 11, 2025

Manure Skewer

The name for a males penis when engaging in anal sex.

Hey Jennifer! How about you let me stick my Manure Skewer in your Stink Wrinkle.

by Poopy Pusher January 2, 2026

degrees of seperation

The amount of people between you and an another person.

Example: Johnny: Bro I am 2 degrees of seperation from Joe Biden (He knows someone who knows Joe Biden)
Jimmy: Who? Joe Mama?

by McTurboy May 9, 2023

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025