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A term used in Ulster and North Leinster (Ireland).
Skeets ("skayt" in skeet language) are the opposite of rockers, and a variation of spide.
Generally wearing a Meckenzie or Fred Perrie tracksuit, carrying a knife and a number one haircut.
Most have a vocabulary of about 3, and have the conversational skills of your average garden brick.

Skeet language:
"Well ba"
"Ye startin?"
"Aye go on den"
"UR MA!"
"Stab ye hay!"
Etc etc

Skeet females are like the males, only usually really really fit.
Only problem is that the only thing that ever comes out of their mouths is white noise.
Generally pregnant or seeking pregnancy.

Skeets enjoy beating up rockers, EMOs, stealing, aswell other forms of crime, eating, sleeping and getting each other pregnant.
An agressive species, they are attracted to flourescent light, particular glowsticks.

There presence is usually signified by the "nst nst nst" dance rythtym of that pigshite they like to call "their" music.

Utter gobshites...
Aye he's a pure skeet hay

Ye startin son?
Skeet by Conchúir Ó hÓgáin March 9, 2008
bob had skeet last night
skeet by bob November 16, 2004
Josh skeeted all over his own face on accident. He even got skeet in his hair.
skeet by quang do April 21, 2005
Origionally, a type of sport engaged in by shooters and bird hunters. It involves a small disc, commonly called a "clay pigeon," being launched in the air and shot at with a shotgun. It has become quite popular in the U.S. since its origionation, and is quite a competitive sport. the shooter must be able to aim and fire quickly at a moving target.
Me: Dude, let's go skeet shooting this weekend

Friend: Sure, I hit 20/25 last time, and I just got a skeet choke for my 12 guage.
skeet by Punisher .223 July 24, 2008
snorting cocaine

or it can also refer to a person...a skeeter(someone who snorts cocaine)
don't hang out with them they are skeeters.
skeet by Zoe May 13, 2005
to shoot semen all over a girl
to ejaculate
Im bout to find me a women that skeet skeet skeet skeet
Ima keep smokin till i reach my peak peak peak peak
Or till im stuck and my body feel weak weak weak weak weak

-Ludacris: Blueberry Yum Yum
skeet by freshie March 24, 2005