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Sit-Down Comedian

1. The literal meaning of a comedian sitting down as opposed to standing up when making jokes.
2. Quite the opposite to the former, and not widely used, yet is important: somebody who is SO bad at making jokes that you just want to tell them to sit down and stop.
1. Person A: I wanna be a sit-down comedian one day.

Person B: What's that?

Person A: Literally just sitting down and being a comedian.

2. Person A: I wanna be a stand-up comedian one day.

Person B: Ha! With your dead jokes I think you should be a sit-down comedian!
by RealTalk97 January 14, 2017
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sit at home wife or mom

A lazy spouse that does no work inside or outside the home, nor has any desire to help out, or work. Unlike a stay at home mom/wife who actually takes care of business on the homefront.
My sit at home wife or mom watched TV and talked on the phone all day while I worked a 16 hour day.
by nervousbuzz January 21, 2009
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Sit back

Shut up, leave me alone, or you are too wrong see fall back
when someone is sayin somethin off-the-wall

Sit back!!!!!!
by Southern Belle February 23, 2004
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sit in the fridge and have a fire

it means to sit in the garage (fridge) when the weather is cold and smoke a bowl (fire)
"Wanna sit in the fridge and have a fire?"
"Yeah, let's go!"
by Stefizzle December 7, 2006
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Sit Down Piss

A feeble, weak specimen of a human being who when he needs to urinate must adopt a "sit down position" due to him having a maggot sized penis hence the saying sit down pisser!
Mark kicked open the toilet cubicle door to find Elliot having a "Sit down piss".

His penis was so tiny that he couldnt hold it to urinate, he had to "sit down for a piss".
by A.non May 27, 2006
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Sit on it

Sit on it is what a guy says to another dude when he wants that guy to ride the peg - his big raging boner.
When I got back from the cadet showers, Matt, one of my roomies, was laying on his bed with a raging boner and he told me to sit on it!
by USAF Cadet May 13, 2021
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Sit the Fuck Down

STFD

To tell someone to relax, to chill, to calm down, etc
Emily: dude am I right or do I need to relax?
Dakota: Emily you need to sit the fuck down
by r0b3084093893 March 16, 2017
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