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shalkert

origional use was in the austroghanese war in 6917. one who cuts a whole in a coconut, after masterbating in it and dumping seamonkey seaman into it, clears his pipes into the whole. the said shalkert proseeds to bake this coconut and drink the contents while taking it doggystyle.
shut your pussyclot mouth, you shalkert!
by A seamonkey boner February 24, 2009
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shtalkers

shit talkers who stalks you by talking a lot of shit about you.
Ugh can't deal with shtalkers these days. They stalk you, and talk shit about you.. smdh
by keoza June 23, 2011
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Shwanked

When a man or woman Performs Masturbation to Shay Wes Photography's Profile Picture or other pictures on Facebook. Shortened version of Shay-Wanker
Hey, Kenny what did you today? Oh Nothing, sat around and Shwanked...but don't tell my girlfriend (Wife).
by Tiphers June 29, 2011
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Shwack

When a someone jack's you off and sucks your dick at the same time
by AcIdSaMa January 1, 2012
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Shalk

Utilizing a combination of two words, shit and talk, a shalk is a conversation held between two individuals, while taking shits, between two stalls.
Henry and Bill had a long shalk during halftime of the Jets game.
by EGood October 19, 2012
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Shwacket

It's a mix of a jacket, sweater, and a shirt.

You know, for those days when it's not super hot or super cold. But it's good for when it's cold and hot, but not at the same time.

It's a pretty thin hoodie, without a zipper, can be with or without pocket. Usually not worn with a shirt underneath.
"I just got a new shwacket!"
"Woah, is it steezy?"
"Of course it is!"
by Fancysandwich January 10, 2013
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Shwalette

Is of French origin.
A girl who is known for being beautiful both inside and out. Usually on the shy side, they can come off as boring. However, once a Shwalette opens up, she is charming, kind, intelligent and funny. Usually have great smiles and love to laugh. The girl that all the guys are secretly in love with. Said to be very good in bed. Shwalettes are fun-loving and enjoy being around people. Loves to party but is very chill, most Shwalettes are not wild and crazy. They have a good sense of the world around them and love their family and friends. Anybody would be lucky to have a Charlotte in their life.
Shwalette is so cool!
by gracefullyme June 2, 2013
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