schlumping is when two completely "secret gays" are in an area together, whether it be at a bon fire, social gathering, or grocery store and you sense their vibe...the vibe that screams we'd like to fuck, and as the night persists they do.
by ktkattdd January 5, 2009
Get the schlumping mug.The act of laying a bed of toilet paper on a lavatory seat due to chronic concern about personal hygiene
by Bad Bear June 6, 2003
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Shen you spread week old bovril on your perenium and have your collie lick it up. You then proceed to jacknife said collie until you empty your gooey load over your girlfriend (who has been reaming herself with a baseball bat at the time
Oh man, I totally went scrumping last night.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
My girlfriend still can't sit down and the dog keeps running away from me.
by dangerous dave April 13, 2005
Get the scrumping mug.1. I get my jolly's hanging out behind the tanning salon going through the biohazard box and raw-shrimping the local flavor.
2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.
2. I have hair in my lungs from raw-shrimping.
by AntPlug May 24, 2006
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Get the shrimping mug.by Matthew Shoemaker September 19, 2005
Get the shrimping mug.When an angry white person takes their frustrations out on strangers because they have a small penis, low self esteem, a small mind/narrow world view, problems with the opposite sex of their own making, or some sort of trauma from their daddy not hugging them enough. These people are often young white males who drive Dodge Rams or similar vehicles but they can also be stuck up white women who get agitated that their Starbucks drinks aren't made to their exact specifications.
"Damn, that dude in the Dodge Ram Big Horn edition is really shrimping out by tailgating us so closely"
"What a pussy that dude is for shrimping out and shooting all those classmates just because that girl wouldn't give him the time of day"
"That bitch asked for a three pump, sugar free, non-fat white mocha and I only had two pumps left with no other bottles in the store. She really started shrimping out on me!"
"What a pussy that dude is for shrimping out and shooting all those classmates just because that girl wouldn't give him the time of day"
"That bitch asked for a three pump, sugar free, non-fat white mocha and I only had two pumps left with no other bottles in the store. She really started shrimping out on me!"
by Freedom111 June 11, 2018
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