Shortling

A word to describe a short or small person

My friend Thomas is a shortling

by Ball licker 2000 April 15, 2022

shirtless picture

The person that poste this type of pictures online , have, in fact, a small dick, probably microscopic

look at this shirtless picture of Jason (Jason's dick is 1 inch long)

by Jason 343 May 23, 2022

Shortestest

This is for when youre called the shortest and you need a better word.

"You are the shortestest."

by Snowycat May 27, 2022

Shirtless Stranger

Used by the media when a black person commits a crime

A shirtless stranger shoved and kicked an elderly woman in an unprovoked, broad-daylight attack

by NateHiggersTND June 21, 2023

sweat-shortie

Sorority or preppy type girls that indescribably wear long sleeve sweatshirts with unbelievably short shorts.

That girl knows she's wrorg, 48 degrees out, and she's wearing that long-ass sweatshirt with them short-ass shorts. That's a sweat-shortie fo sho!

by dugsmet October 10, 2012

Nicholas Shorter

An absolute dumb cunt and usually a cuck. Also he is the biggest virgin ever. And he is also a kitchen bitch

Oi what's Nicholas Shorter doing?
Probably having a wanking the virgin cunt, can't get any real puss had to suck off his mum's tit all the time.

by Jabraham_ June 11, 2018

Cindle shorté

Cindle's tend to be very shy and quiet once you first approach them in the wild but once you get to know each other and form a bond there isn't anything else in the world like it, sometimes on very rare occasions in October they will dissaper for up 6-7 hours to shed their hair, once they become confident enough they will come out of hideing and their hair will be orange when this happens they are to be refferd to a cinge(s).

I saw a wild cindle shorté today it was really beautiful.

by Odin.300 November 2, 2019