shlazerred

Shlazerred is a state of being commonly found in extremely intoxicated people.

Guy1: let's get shlazerred tonight!
Guy 2: i'm already beyond shlazerred.

by dankmister1 March 12, 2011

Slater Shit

The act of defecating in a toilet while sitting in the reverse position.

I had to take a Slater Shit so I could finish my puzzle.

by DMART1840 April 24, 2011

Shwater

Can be out in past tense as shwatered. Refers to a person who is taking a shit and the fecal matter that is in exocytosis of the rectum is 90% H20 (water) 10% unknown material (shit).

How you feeling buddy?

Oh man im feeling great!

Why?

I just shwatered!

by Titanium Balls December 31, 2013

Slatered (verb)

Slatered: To be publicly savaged, skewered, slagged and sledged in the Kiwi interpretation and sense of the word.
As a victim comes killer close to being 'almost' slandered' by a mammalian blogger named Whaleoil and a relentless pool of politically motivated pirahana pals. The former too large and vicious for mainstream gutter media or channels. Is more like observing a sewage-farm as more material is dug up daily and drip fed from the depths continuously as is the waiting to see what floats to the top.
Just don't mention medication or mental health issues.

Incumbent Mayor and dragon lady mistress "Slatered (verb)"

Left (sic) for dead meat after repeated frenzied attacks.. May have been New Jersey Shore affiliated attack or conveniently a Right National Party propagandist driven post party poo. Extra marital sex definitely occurred..Nasty stinky brown mess will linger a lot longer.

by dis-com-blog-ulator October 22, 2013

shlamered

Shit faced hammered

Dang I got so shlamered last night I punched a gnome.

by Hot ass bitch November 30, 2013

Shluterhagen

A game in which primal males throw weighted sticks at a target and whomever lands the stick farthest from the target wins, the trick is one still has to aim at the target. This game originated in 1942.

Nazi: Hitler let's play some shluterhagen Plex!

Hitler: I gotta turn off the gas first my dude, cant let the bill go through the roof again.

Nazi: Oh yeah, I have to work on my boner length throwing any ways.

Hitler: Yeah man how are you expecting to make it pro with that horrible form.

Nazi: Meh fuhrer plez luv meh senpai!?

by WileyN14 August 13, 2017

slater special

Eating your own cum out of a womans asshole

Sally said we could only do anal if i gave her the "slater special"

by ltrator September 14, 2017