Mexican Shit Bitch

The fat Mexican woman who lives next door that even the Mexican men don't want because they know better. Her and her offspring constantly damage other people's property in the parking lot. Eventually, two Hatians move in and run drugs out of her apartment.

The Mexican Shit Bitch's kids are beating cars with a hammer again in the parking lot.

by Fuck China April 10, 2020

Mexican Shit Bucket

a bucket (usually 5 gallon) of human feces left on a porch as revenge by Mexican laborers when the home's occupants fail to answer the door and allow the laborers inside to use the bathroom and/or plug in their power tools.

Haha after those vatos fixed Darryl's roof, they left a Mexican shit bucket on his porch.

by sadisto March 20, 2017

mess of shit

A large jumble of utter bullshit that doesn't make any sense.

Coined by a struggling calculus student while watching the teacher solve a second derivative problem.

It is used when looking at calculus or physics homework, or when looking at a horrible drawing.

"Let me see your calc homework mate...
oh man nevermind, that's a complete mess of shit."

"greg that drawing of garrett is a mess of shit."

by Habeeb October 16, 2007

Your name here doesn't mean shit

We don't care what other people invented about your in Urban dictionary.

Dude, have you checked your name on Urban Dictionary?
- Honestly, your name here doesn't mean shit

by I don't care about your name November 22, 2021

metal shit

A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song

I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements

by Dandal202 April 4, 2016

Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality)

Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.

Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).

"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"

by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009

mexican shit rocket

When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.

Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.

by Professor Mark Bishop September 2, 2011