shammered

like being hammered only much, much, more so.

'good night last night dude?' 'i have no idea whatsoever. i was shammered'

by brooke March 14, 2004

Swimmers Ear

When the male sexual partner pulls out just before ejaculation,in the old english school boy style, and proceeds to release his ejaculate wildly onto his female partners facial region. A sample of his load then seeps into her auditory member,left or right, and causing symptoms that would be diagnosed as swimmers ear.

Male: "hey babe is that hair gel in your ear?"
Female: "No, but I think i showered to long because my ear is killing me! I think I may have gotten Swimmers ear."

by Harder, J.R. June 24, 2008

swimmers disease

An affliction suffered by males when they're in large bodies of water (ocean, river, swimming pool, bath tub, etc) for an extended amount of time. The 'disease' itself is reference to the shrinkage of the male's scrotum due to over-exposure to water. Similar to the 'pruning' that occurs to ones fingers and toes when submerged under water for extended periods of time, but for the scrotum.

Happy's first birthday party was a real blast, except for the widespread case of swimmers disease.

by Lincoln Hawk May 29, 2008

Simmer

To post a status or a comment on facebook or social media websites, which deliberately criticizes people in a subtle way, so that they will inevitably get offended and start blasting you with aggressive replies. You let the comment simmer... cause sometimes during high tide, a well-placed, smart arsed comment can attract a lot of defensive feedback.

Zena wants to let her comments simmer, so she lays the bait by posting "What do women get from plucking their eyebrows out and drawing them in?" or "Some men think they are God's gift to all of womankind."

Other examples: "Why do unemployed women get pregnant to losers?"
"Why do those people not moisturize their skin, they're so ashy!"
"If you don't support my cause, kindly hang yourself."

by Shadia11 December 31, 2013

Mexican Swimmer

A floating turd. Also known as a floater.

"Dude, some nasty bastard left 3 Mexican Swimmers in the employee restroom."

by Zombies are my Autism July 11, 2009

Simmer

Calm down

Simmer Down ; Simmer your ass down

by Kaman Cooper June 8, 2014

swimmers

a synonym for sperm or cum, since sperm cells swim.

Ew man, get your swimmers away from me

by Mallory December 20, 2004