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shitery

A series of events that are in bad in nature.
Let me set the stage for the shitery that is about to happen.
by eFn BaTMaN July 21, 2016
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Shiteroon

Can be pronounced as shite-eroon or shit-eroon. Like a macaroon but full of shit. So if your friends are screwing you over, you could say they're feeding you shiteroons, or a shiteroon.
Dude: Man that person is really screwing you over.
Bro: I know she's been feeding me shiteroons. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to stop eating them.
by DogWho16 June 27, 2016
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Shintercourse

Similar to sexual intercourse, but only involves the shins of both parties involved. Any contact with any body part other than the shin renders said shintercourse as void.
Jenny and I had some sweet shintercourse last night, so we didn't lose our virginity or get any STDs!

Robbie and I tried to have shintercourse last night, but our knees touched, so it was technically just sex.
by TrakPak February 28, 2017
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shitterdirt

Shitterdirt is the dirt that is left in a pile next to a hole that has been dug to use as a shitter. The dirt is set aside and saved to fill the shitter hole in once it has become full of shit.
Joe she's been treating me like shitterdirt, casting me aside and left to cover up all her shit.
by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017
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Sexual Shittercourse

When you slide your own stool in & out of your own butt hole it does not count as self anal sex. But it counts as Sexual Shittercourse. That is lowest form of anal masturbation you can ever do in your life while going number 2.
You done fucked yourself with your own shit? Fucking weirdo!

Hey look! That person had sex with his own Spaghetti!

Did you bother to wipe after having sexual shittercourse?

Why the fuck do you get off to that?

The bigger the stool, the tougher of the pull.
by Howard Stern Number 1 July 7, 2021
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shitfer

by Wendy February 11, 2004
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shitterature

Literature that one would take to the shitter, hence the term. Sunday funnies, album notes, and yearbooks are all good examples because they tend to distract from the dank smell of your feces. Shitterature usually does not include novels or any other piece of literature that requires concentration.
I didn't bring any shitterature with me so I was trapped reading the shampoo bottles' ingredients.
by Kanino July 19, 2007
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