Sharoned

To be waylaid by a coworker who loves to talk and doesn't realize 1. that you're too busy to stop to chat, 2. doesn't pick up on subtle hints that the conversation should come to a close, and 3. you're too polite abruptly end the conversation. If the feeling you had inside could be heard, it would make the same sound as Ozzy Osbourne yelling his wife's name "Sharon" loudly.

I was on my way back to my office when I got Sharoned.

by southern-loudmouth May 21, 2011

sharon marie

She is a sexy female with black hair,she loves her kids and always put them before anything in the world,aw she is sexy!!!!!!!!!! Love you sharon marie

Sharon marie is sexy,sharon marie is beautiful!!!!!!!!!

by susan23658 November 9, 2013

Sharon

A Sharon is an awesome amazing person. She is cool and if you meet a Sharon you will be very lucky. Most Sharon's can rap. Sharon's around the world are awesome. If one met another they would be like the same.

Wow look at that person, is that a Sharon?

Yeah that's so totally Sharon.

by Peanut_2772 April 26, 2017

sharon fruit

The reproductive organs between the legs of a human female.

"...so I shoved it up her sharon fruit."

by Jinty What Happened January 3, 2009

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Sherona

Sherona is a sweet and kind girl. She always put others before herself and expects nothing in return. She is shy and slow to warm up to people, but once she does and she allows you to know the real her, she will be a lifelong friend. She hates hypocrisy, and can spot fakeness from a mile away and will distance herself. In a relationship, she can be a handful but she is the most loyal and loving partner. She is very family oriented, she will do anything for her family. With all these good qualities, she can be stubborn and is very aggressive when provoked. She is very materialistic, she values financial stability and comfort.

Hey look, Sherona bought another Mercedes Benz... she should start a collection.

by Itsmeona November 24, 2021

Sharonda

A merging of the names Sharon and Rhonda

Arthur: "Someone named Sharonda is interested in me".

Me: "You better not let Mike hear you say that because he thinks I'm your real girlfriend, not her".

Arthur: "And, you better not let him hear about Tyrone, either, or he'll think we're cheating on each other with these people".

by Karen Stickney December 28, 2008