Sharded

How fucking retarded people say "sharted" which is a mixture of the words shit and fart. The people who say sharded are just the kinds of people who say "libery" and "amblance".

Retard: "Yo that dude just totally sharded!"

Person who understands how words work: "You mean 'sharted'?"

by babykiller111 November 15, 2010

Shardie

could also be referred to as shawty
or a crazy obsessed jonas brothers's fan who falls down the stairs when they see the flawless ninja bear jack lawless
watch out for girls named shardie.

shardies like a melody in ma head.
or OMJ shardie from team jonas met joe jonas waaaaaa :O

by milesbian. August 7, 2010

Feed the sharks

-verb
When one produces stool in a toilet. After flushed, the waste ultimately is sent to the ocean and is eaten by sharks.

Let me call you back, Nacho. I have to feed the sharks.

by drunkchuck January 2, 2010

Shadsworth

people there will "cum on you're face for the price of a beer", no it's not Chatsworth but near enough.
You'll see a Tesco trolley in the middle of the road not far from a mattress with a 3 year old jumping on it with its hood up holding a gun.
Ballantrae road & Glenluce crescent are the slums of Shadsworth whereas Skye crescent is the PLACE TO BE!

fg: "Oh, he lives up Shadsworth"
fgf: "What?! Ballantrae road?"
fg: "Fuck No! - Skye crescent"
fgf: "Uh - Ohh Yeah!!"

by Fabsy March 18, 2009

ShaRas

Most commonly found in the online game, Rappelz, it is a randomly generated name for a pet.

"Mind if I trade my ShaRas for your KorrMos?" (KorrMos is another randomly generated name)

by Zleppar September 12, 2009

shard barbie

A female who will do anything for a bump

Damn she's such a shard Barbie, she sucked my dick for a bump!

by Sauni1 January 2, 2017

shard bat

A person who will do anything for a toke of meth. Almost worse than a crack-head.

Look at that shard bat begging for a toke.

by SurreyAngel February 20, 2006